Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021
Get the Flag Polemug. by BigPenisGiza October 18, 2023
Get the Flagmug. by BreadTaken January 12, 2021
Get the Flagmug. 
Vantared (An imaginary color inspired by the color 'Vantablack') Flag is a term derived from the commonly used phrase "Red flag" used to indicate a very large red flag.
Bro 1: "Yooo this chick just told me she wants to take my blood in a vial and wear it as a necklace to show her love for me"
Bro 2: "Brooo that's mad creepy. Sounds like a Vantared Flag"
Bro 2: "Brooo that's mad creepy. Sounds like a Vantared Flag"
by the onion boy August 23, 2021
Get the Vantared Flagmug. by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022
Get the Flag Hagsmug. Title given to someone who attempts to "Flag Pole Sit" from the 1920's, and does not use a seat. They proceed to let the flag Pierce their anal cavity.
by ItsDrunk_Luck May 30, 2018
Get the flag holdermug.