National finger your girlfriend day

On october 2nd it is finger your girlfriend day and your girlfriend cant stop you no matter what

Happy fingering

On national finger your girlfriend day i fingered my girlfriend

by Totally Not Jackson October 1, 2018

finders fee

The additional cost that is added on to the purchase of something, usually drugs. The charge of going and purchasing the product for another person

If you wanted to purchase a $50 bag of weed and didnt know where to get it, and someone else did they may add a $5 finders fee on to the cost of the bag. This would make the $50 bag actually cost $55.

by C-Money1 May 2, 2007

middle finger

international understanding of 'fuck you'

Girl A: You're a lesbian right? You're just using Bob as a fake boyfriend, right?

Girl B: (holds up middle finger)

by Cheers128 July 14, 2010

4 finger breach

The act of wiping your asshole with a thin piece of toilet paper and then having it tear mid wipe.

Ryan:“Hey man how was your shit this morning in the office bathroom?” Elijah: “oh it was terrible. I did the 4 finger breach on accident and got shit all over my hand.”

by Rick HARAMBE January 2, 2018

five finger discount

Stealing.

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".

by diesel weasel May 16, 2013

fingerbanger

a. a woman who digitally masturbates with intensity
b. a term of insult, especially to a man

Elise doesn't use vibrators as she's quite the accomplished fingerbanger.

Hey, you fuckin' little fingerbanger! Get your Geo Metro out of my driveway!

by Melonmuncher March 5, 2006

finger tits

Popular juvenile term likening small, pointy breasts to a finger through a length of fabric.

Did you see the new girl in class? She sure does has an obvious set of finger tits!

by Mojave April 28, 2005