front fart

another term for the word queef, or when a women lifts her leg and gas shoots out her pussy causing a fart out of her front. Also after sex with massive loads, women tend to let out a pretty loud front fart.

I blew a massive load in this broad and after she let out the biggest front fart that i have ever heard.

by mhags32 January 3, 2011

eggy fart

when u drop a trump that smells of egg

do a big, big, eggy fart
That eggy fart she just did made my eyes sting

by Kevin Roper March 24, 2005

Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.

Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart

by Scritty April 14, 2010

Martial Fart

The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.

Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...

by fishkka August 11, 2010

Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.

I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.

by Fartgenious June 7, 2011

fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.

What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!

by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014

Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!

Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."

by finalphoenix March 10, 2014