Get your down on the floor

Something a crazy person next to you would say, not like they're telling you to, their probably drunk and just want you to get groovy with it, make 'em laugh or somethin' Maybe the bus travelers would tip you for getting down on the floor! I'd listen to "Crab Rave" before getting down in front of about 30 people Lmao because I want to be doing something a stranger told me to do so

`My dad told me to "Get your down on the floor" and I got pregnant`

by Taylor x Fanfiction (Opinions) February 28, 2020

Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.

by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020

2nd floor ism

The ability to loose all reference of reality when you move to the second floor office

Jim really thought that all the guys loved him when he moved upstairs, but it's was just a case of 2nd floor ism

by Stemsize June 17, 2020

floor boarders

Floor boarders. A slang term for lesbians, comes from a common type of floorboard which is tongue and groove and refers to a common oral sex act between two lesbians.

By the way they stood arm in arm in their dungarees, you could tell they were (floor boarders).

by Woodfalls July 14, 2020

Floor Gang Ouhh!

How to recognize a true floor gang .

Ewww, celling gang. FLOOR GANG OUHH!

by Floorgangouh July 15, 2020

Floor Money

Money (especially coins) one would find on the floor in public places. See also: finders keepers

The best form of passive income would be to collect floor money.

by Original Orangutans September 25, 2020

Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022