The act of two males either:
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015
Get the Smashing eggsmug. by ChasetheCat July 24, 2011
Get the Dino eggmug. One of the most popular snacks of the Chinese community. This little snack usually has a crispy crust (but there are some soft crusted varieties) and a soft, delicious egg custard center. The custard also comes in other flavors such as melon or strawberry, but nothing beats the original.
Stop by a Chinese bakery to try one today. :)
Stop by a Chinese bakery to try one today. :)
by mineforever October 15, 2010
Get the egg custardmug. by maggie.stein January 1, 2007
Get the egg nagmug. Pregnancy - Resulting from a night steamy night of passion after slagging it up on tinder.... a tinder egg... the present that keeps on giving!
by Geoffers January 19, 2017
Get the tinder eggmug. Germanic Fertility Festival, Celebrated on giant hills with the consumption of solid chocolate eggs or Raw eggs if your friends suck.
by THECATONTHEHAT August 9, 2012
Get the Egg Daymug. You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.
1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
by joijoihere August 15, 2017
Get the eggs are crackingmug.