Tito Skug is known for his creative scatological performances, including the breathtaking Southern Cleveland Eagle Steamer.
by Poopfuckdickburn April 23, 2024

A day in which you skip every single class and just be lazy. Most commonly following a long weekend and can become a double eagle day.
by Albino Rhino92 October 6, 2010

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

A person who is attracted to the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines
I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual
by Fighter jet enthusiast November 29, 2024

Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen
by jvrs April 16, 2023

(noun): The ultimate product of natural selection, a premium specimen who outperforms others and generally wins at life.
Synonyms: Winner, Conqueror
Antonym: Loser, Pigeon
Synonyms: Winner, Conqueror
Antonym: Loser, Pigeon
"I read people for a living, I'm a mutherfuckin' EAGLE!"
"Look at those Walmart Pigeons, I go to Farm Boy 'cause I'm an Eagle"
"Look at those Walmart Pigeons, I go to Farm Boy 'cause I'm an Eagle"
by andyt09 December 6, 2022

A saying used by drunk fans who support a team that pays players. Usually uttered by rednecks who hardly know what a "National Championship" is.
Drunk Man: War Cam Eagle! *scratches butt*
Bama Fan: *sigh* If only those Auburn fans could get a hold of some class....
Bama Fan: *sigh* If only those Auburn fans could get a hold of some class....
by 13 Championships December 31, 2010
