Eating Panda

Eating panda express.

Kamari went and got some panda express. I asked him what he’s doing, he simply replied, “eating panda”.

by smhxai January 11, 2021

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

Eating buddy

When you eat the Chandan doggy.

Every day I am eating buddy. Buddy is the best dog to eat.

by MikeHunt723 May 10, 2021

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012

meta-eating

The act of eating a more readily accessible type of food while concurrently pursuing a more difficultly procured food product. This is done in order to save time and/or avoid boredom.

The dining hall was serving salad, paninis, and pizza, the latter two of which had significant waiting lines. Johnson wanted a salad and panini for lunch, so he grabbed a salad and ate it as he stood in line for his sandwich.

"Dude, you're totally meta-eating right now," his friend said.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Johnson replied.

by suffers_the_dining_hall_experi April 4, 2012

eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant

"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"

by Shingleberry January 1, 2012

second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.

“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”

by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011