Thomas the tonk engine

A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.

Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"

by FATCATHY February 26, 2023

she’s sharting her engine

one of those sayings where you had to be there.

“Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

“Definitely”

by ghyalboss March 3, 2023

Vessel engineer

Relys on the vessel wiper to do the work, doesn't cook doesn't clean just eats and bitches about dumb shit

Kenny is such a vessel engineer

by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023

Vessel engineer

Relys on vessel wiper to do the majority of the work. Doesn't cook doesn't clean just complains

Kenny is such a Vessel engineer

by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023

Environmental engineer

When your rearrange the letters, it is I M nonrelevant engineer

You are an environmental engineer. You are nonrelevant engineer.

by SuckDiep March 21, 2023

Engineer

A person who is addicted to masturbation and always think of masturbation only.

Abhash is addicted to masturbation he must be an engineer

by motherfathermf March 26, 2023

Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.

Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023