Blue Waffle Eater

Someone who eats crippled pussy

Brad: Damn, Nicole's pussy smells like rotten fish...

Bryan: That's what happens when you become a Blue Waffle Eater!

by QuadFather January 19, 2014

9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves

OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.

by udcakeeater June 10, 2011

Face Grenade Eater

Some one who eats Face Grenades like it's their day job. This is a terrible thing to be, and only the biggest gaybos you've ever seen are one. Avoid being called this at all costs.

Also known as an FGE for short.

Garrett: Wow you are a huge Face Grenade Eater!

Fallon: I know, there's nothing I can do about it :(

by MTFjr February 7, 2008

ant eater dick

When a mans penis isn't circumcised, it looks like an ant eaters mouth. ew

i could never sleep with a guy with an ant eater dick.

by chrissy305 December 11, 2007

mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub

Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006

purple people eater

A morning kind of person. Typically tall and likes to draw. VERY VERY organized, neat, and clean. Enjoys fruits and juice. Although she's a shy giraffe, known to tease other lower ranked people. otherwise, can be a loving friend.

Is that someone skipping? Oh.. it's Meryssa the purple people eater.

by Meryssa bah beh February 15, 2010

Baby Eater Baker

a triple whopper eater, known for bulbous muscles and high presssure intimidation due to steroid overdose, when not making children cry and eating babies he is flying the world blocking hotmail and other websites with his super sonicwall abilities, his only known predator is Chuck Norris,he is also known for yellign at cockey asshoels for resisting his ultimate rulings, in my opinion

i watched Baby Eater Baker take a bite out of someones skull and then procede to ejaculate on his corpes out of ecxcitement all while blocking websites

by left unlisted for protection from the baby eater January 13, 2006