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deflection ramen

An intricate instant ramen dish made with almost any ingredients for the purpose of waking up your friend just long enough to feed them, and make sure they dont do something stupid.
He was literally passed out drunk trying to fuck that beast until he ate my deflection ramen. He finally ate and came to his senses.
by paccinski July 8, 2020
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defecation

Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.
I am having a defecation event.
by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020
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Definition-duellist

Someone who always brings up dictionary definitions to aid them in arguments on the internet.

A subclass of the keyboard-warrior who has studied and mastered the art of using-google-no-jutsu.
Step 1: Analyse the definitions of every single word of your opponent's argument.

Step 2: As soon as you find a mistake like a misused word, copy-paste the definition as your argument, invalidating everything your opponent just said and making them look stupid.

Step 3 (optional): Decorate and personalize your copy-pasted definition to give it your own flair.

Example A: 'Insert definition'. Just keep your mouth shut if you don't even know what you're talking about.

Example B: Hey, I totally see where you're coming from, but 'insert correction your opponent'.
'Insert definition'.
Don't worry, we all make mistakes!

Step 4: You won. We're using the second definition of won, since you didn't actually win anything in the sense of gaining. You can't even feel smart because you literally just used Google. But hey, that is the curse of being a true Definition-duellist.
by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020
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Definition

by WEEBLIT January 10, 2021
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Definition

something that i will not write

(insert paradox here)
by An imposter among us January 14, 2021
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Definition

by Pussyhole69429 March 28, 2021
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Sam: what’s the definition of gravity
Gullamodjim: a non-contact force which applies a pressure to a object how high the pressure is will vary on the size of the planet, example on the moon it has way less gravity then earth therefore you can jump really high etc.
by No gay , man May 16, 2021
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