David Letterman

An idiot comic from Indiana who is the Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He actually began his television career as a meteorologist in Indianapolis. Letterman is a chain smoker with a dry sense of humor. He has the dumbest latenight talkshow ever and should be taken off the air. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

David Letterman is a foul-mouthed, humorless and vulgar idiot who should be taken of tv.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2007

David Hasslehoff

A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.

Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.

Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.

by SPasquale February 20, 2009

david the jew

obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.

For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.

'You've been straightening your hair for hours... what are you? David the Jew?'

by 1403 October 18, 2008

Daved

(Adjective) A synonym of the word pwned but applied specifically to the exploitation of security weaknesses on a server due to misconfiguration. Pwnage (and thus daveage) describes a sudden, decisive and humiliating defeat of server security.

Double check your firewall settings before putting that machine on the internet. The last thing you want is to get Daved!

by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 1, 2011

david

A fuck ass nigga who likes skinny white girls that talk with a lisp. These girls typically have super flat asses. This nigga david is usually walks very slow because he tryna check out some skinny white girls ass

Yo david that bitch your dating looks like a wall

by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019

Star of David

When six naked girls, who form a star shape by bending over and linking elbows, are banged sequentially doggy style by one lucky guy who is standing in the middle.

I hope those girls from Delta Delta Delta are coming over because I really want to Star of David those hos.

The best part of my Birthright trip was the Star of David we did back at the hotel.

by Doctor Dreidel January 31, 2009

jim davidson

jim davidson is a racsict cunt of "big break" fame

Jim Davidson: "I'm a bigotted knobhead"

by dave101 May 31, 2006