Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"
Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."
Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."
by A Time Walker September 3, 2013
Get the Deuce-Bagmug. When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.
by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 1, 2020
Get the county deucemug. A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.
The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.
by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022
Get the Road Deucemug. A synonym for the word "too". Since deuce means the number 2, and "two" and "too" sound the same, you can sub it.
by Black107 November 1, 2006
Get the deucemug. A pussy way for a man to say “taking a shit.” Someone not comfortable talking about pooping would use this term. Girly.
“Please excuse me, I need to go drop a deuce quickly.” **grown man says quietly then skips off to the bathroom**
by Baby back bitch September 23, 2023
Get the Drop a deucemug. The phrase "Honey Deuce" is often associated with a delicious and refreshing cocktail originally created by Grey Goose to celebrate the US Open tennis tournament. It also is used in the subculture of scatophilia when one person urinates and defecates on another person for sexual gratification.
My date was so appreciative that I took them to the US Open that afterward they came back to my place and took a honey deuce on my chest.
by Juan McEnroe September 1, 2023
Get the Honey Deucemug. Person A: Yo did you hear Paw is moving to Toronto?
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.
by Pins Mcgee December 22, 2013
Get the Honorary Deucemug.