crunchy face

an angry expression. a mad looking face

she has a crunchy face

by jherb October 3, 2008

crunch-stench

1) a fetid smell that applies to one stench alone: that of catshit. thus and so since the crunch-stench of a witch's familiar causes a distinct "*crunch* my god would that i'd be elsewhere in the nick of time... to avoid this *crunch.*"

on a molcular level or, as certain departments would have it, what it actually happening here is the high iron content typical in the diet of a cat is acting like a bastard on the palatte, not only grating whatever, fags booze or aged cheese eg stilton is on there of the sufferer to begin off, but also dressing the wound with shit particles.

2) the derivative of what it is to be bested

having consumed ~yard of purple tin (and this applies to BOTH definitions, not that we all don't enjoy a good listing) steve-dave for some reason stepped outside to piss, i mean like this is outside his own house, to be greeted right (your left) templewise with a bastard. down he goes, into the local witch's familiar's ~week, ~week 1/2 old shit.

ooooh... now that's gotta crunch-stench.

by silencut March 1, 2009

Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

by Butt_Sex_69 December 15, 2010

Crunchy walk

When tits so cold that the grass freezes, and therefor seems crunchy when you walk on it.

Tom: bring your jacket.
Tammy: is it that cold?

Tom: yap, we have a crunchy walk ahead of us !

by thalongwalks February 22, 2011

crunchy city

A place comprised of people obsessed with eating healthy.

"That is the 6th farmer's market we've passed on this road!"
"Yeah, this place is a crunchy city."

by rdf April 10, 2015

crunch factor

When a male takes a seat and the fabric in the crotch gives the illusion of a sexual arrousement

Cindy: "Hey Tom, do you have a boner right now?"
Tom: "No Cindy, that's just the crunch factor!"

by Crunchmen November 17, 2015

crunch it

To work out, especially to lift weights.

Mostly a California bro expression, brought into the public eye by Will Ferrell in "A Night at the Roxbury".

Doug: So...I guess we're on a break from work.

Steve: Uh, yeah, looks like it....

Doug: Wanna crunch it?

Steve nods purposefully and the two men strut off.

by Emili000000000000 June 14, 2016