mad-simple-crazy

Used to define an object or an act that is so simple you'de have to be literally brainless to not be able to figure it out.

Man 1: Dude, wtf? How do you fix this?
Man 2: Aw man, this thing is mad-simple-crazy, dawg.

by LC Head August 15, 2007

Mel Gibson Crazy

An expression used when something is too impractical to even be considered, but somehow is. Usually used to try and talk someone out of doing something dangerous or stupid.

Frank: Come back in the window, I really don't think you should be jumping off the roof.

Joe: I know what I'm doing.

Frank: No really. This is Mel Gibson Crazy.

by jkess5-0 August 10, 2010

ball of crazy

How to define the problems you deal with in your mind, whether you have psycotic problems or just personality issues, from years of psychological trauma or just pervasive issues you continually are trying to deal with that are related to your coping mechanisms. How you present your issues to another person, extremely interesting to the therapist segment.

There is my big ball of crazy.

by GABGOLF September 24, 2011

Dick Suck Crazy

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.

Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!

Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...

Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.

by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011

First time crazy

The sorta crazy you go when it's your first time at a club or at a school dance and u just go all out and dance and do crazy crap like you don't care

Oh she was first time crazy when she was twerking on the speaker

They were just first time crazy when they joined the grind train

by $noop$h October 8, 2013

three pill crazy

When you need at least 3 pills to be sane.

Milana is three pill crazy, she thinks Donald loves her for her brains.

by Pmdono April 22, 2018

Holy Shit Wow Crazy

1: Holy Shit Wow Crazy: When there is nothing left to do but use every exclamation at once.
2: Holy Shit Wow Crazy: That moment you realize that holy shit is actually holy, and your brain still cant believe it.
3. Holy Shit Wow Crazy: Realizing you can actually create your own words, submit them to Urban Dictionary and have the internet use them immediately.
4. HSWC: When you have to type Holy Shit Wow Crazy!

example 1.

"I'm going to beam a Wi-Fi signal across the pond!"

"You can do that?"
"yeah, it's like changing a garden nozzle from spray into jet stream!"
"Holy Shit Wow Crazy!"

example 2
"You should submit that to Urban Dictionary!"
"HWSC! I didn't know you could do that."

by WhiteWalker75 July 24, 2018