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Creepy Guy Formula

The formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.

Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.
Cale is 26. Cale's age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. Thus, by the rules stated in the Creepy Guy Formula, the absolute youngest girl Cale can date is a 20 year-old.
by Vocatus May 25, 2012
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Online creeper

1. People who call you hot for no reason, say they'll do dirty things to you, and stalk you around on forums, chat rooms, or in games.

2. People who are just slightly scary and ask awkward questions or make awkward comments about things.
"Oh my gosh that guy is SUCH a creeper! He won't stop tailing me in Runescape."

"Person: Awesome, I just got this new brand of shampoo!
Online Creeper: Mmm, I bet your hair smells so... good..
Person: O_O!!"
by RandomPersona March 8, 2009
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creeping crud

military slang for highly contagious virii such as colds, stomach bugs, etc. that leave a person with any debilitating combination of non-stop runny nose, coughing up heavy phlegm, vomiting, diarrhea, extreme muscle weakness/pain, etc. The "creeping" part refers to the fact that it seems to make its way through ALL of the ranks eventually.
It's cold and flu season now, so if you get the Creeping Crud - go on sickcall and make sure doc gives you Quarters, because the rest of us don't want it!
by ab234 May 13, 2009
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Creeper Magnet

One who unconsciously or consciously attracts creepers. This can be online or in their everyday life.
Nicky is a creeper magnet. She seems to attract a lot of creepers.
by noteworthy February 4, 2009
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creeper status

1.) When an individual lurks in the shadows of the club watching people but never actually socializes.
2.) When a person follows another in order to get their attention.
3.) When an individual stalks someone on their myspace/facebook profile but does not actually know that person or when they approach someone as if they knew them merely because of seeing their profile.
Alice: Dude, what is wrong with Felipe? He's just chillin' against the wall all shady-like?
May: Yeah, he doesn't like to dance so he's all creeper status in the corner.
by Jockin'Mondo January 12, 2009
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creeping

to be creepy or stalk someone inappropriately.
by sussiee July 8, 2009
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creepador

Similar to a creeper but with a little bit of a spanglish twist. Especially applied to someone who skulks around in a telenovella.
"Man did you see that detective in La Catrina? What a creepador!"
by Jamie Gonzalez March 10, 2008
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