Chick On The Couch

A needy, demanding girlfriend.

Are you coming to the concert or are you still dating that chick on the couch?

by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

fuck ya couch

meaning for when u dont give a fuck

fuck ya couch dick!

by Nicholas_lupton October 9, 2016

couch

ass rest

someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.

you're couch

by samalo August 30, 2022

Couching

The act of making love to a "big beautiful couch," otherwise known as a BBC.

"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."

by RaT_DicK February 9, 2023

Couching

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.

Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.

by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017

Couching

Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.

“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”

by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024

couch-loft

In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.

I was totally rocking it on my couch-loft, watching a movie.

by bmcasler March 17, 2010