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Cop a memby

"I'm trynna cop a memby bro"

"yeah me too"
by edgeToGoon January 27, 2025
mugGet the Cop a membymug.

Cop speak

A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
by CharleneV May 5, 2023
mugGet the Cop speakmug.

artificial cop

Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.
That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.

Artificial cop.
by europopian August 26, 2009
mugGet the artificial copmug.

Cop

Someone on the newtopian discord server who only says “Oh” and “…” with the name cop or coprton.
Person 1:”hey do you know cop?”
Person 2: “ that one person in the newtopians discord server that says “…” or “Oh” ?”
Person 1: “ yeah that guy”
by Dee💗 October 2, 2022
mugGet the Copmug.

Ada County Cops

The Modern Brown Shirts Of Idaho trained to Arrest and Oppress with no other reason but to make money for the department and government, they get off to filing false reports to further their massive Racketeering operation and Intimidate people into taking plea deals
You were arrested for something you didn't do??? Must of been Ada County Cops!
mugGet the Ada County Copsmug.

cop hour

3-4am; The hour in which police officers are on the highest alert for criminal activity.
Random Hippie "Hey man be careful, it's cop hour, the pigs are really out for blood tonight!"
Random Plug "Yeah, there's one parked by the bank right now with his lights off, watch out."
by loud_ April 27, 2017
mugGet the cop hourmug.

Chat-cops

Chat Cops are online moderators who maintain order in a live online multi-person chat community. Their main responsibility is to ensure that the chat rules are being adhered to. They warn members if they are breaking rules and they normally have the power to mute users either temporarily or permanently. The position is often unpaid and can be stressful. Rational individuals won't do it for long, unless they have a fetish for power or have a found a way to use the position for personal gain. This inevitably leads to abuse of one sort or another.
I can't troll Discord today, one of the Chat-cops muted me for 24hrs.
by Ghostnipple July 17, 2024
mugGet the Chat-copsmug.

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