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Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.
Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 27, 2009
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cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?
by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010
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Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10
Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same
by MazDavidson August 12, 2020
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wildberry cookie

P 1: hey do have u have wildberry cookie
p 2: no ):
P 1: ha ha i got him
P 2: f you
by Hi is hello May 10, 2022
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Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.
Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.
by DLTZ April 28, 2013
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cookie slut

A person who loves cookies way too much.
Can you guys believe how much of a cookie slut Josh is?
by PurpsJL November 4, 2017
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Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"
Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*
by I like cookiessssssssss June 9, 2019
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