meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
by bigdkA March 25, 2016
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Cookie Cutting

The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.
by Archibald Barnabus December 16, 2018
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Cookie smack

It was kinda weird, but I sure didn't mind the cookie smack.
by cookie smack September 10, 2013
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Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10
Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same
by MazDavidson August 12, 2020
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Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.
After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.
by nutsong December 22, 2013
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Cookies And Milf

When you dunk cookies into a wet Milfs vagina
by Samdasloth June 16, 2018
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cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time
Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.
by October 29, 2020
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