Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.

Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.

by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011

Self control

Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.

Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2023

cloud control

usually refers to the buff man, the one who cleans up or paints over graffiti. the cloud is the background onto which the graffiti is painted, and when painted out, the guy erasing or covering the graffiti is exercising control of the cloud

Cloud control painted out or capped my piece.

by Billy Bubb March 24, 2009

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

External locus of control

It's called "NOT BEING A SOLIPSIST."

Hym "That's literally all an external locus of control is. The absence of solipsistic delusion."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

Cause For Control

Cause For Control are a pop, punk, rock band from Bournemouth. Including members Dale Fisher (Guitar, Vocals), Lewis Patrick (Guitar, Max Ashley (Bass) and Rory McHugh (Drums)

Hey, have you heard of that band Cause For Control, they sound pretty awesome

by Cause For Control November 24, 2019

control point

A control point, also called a Cap or a point, is a key objective in team fortress 2. It is featured in many game modes, Ex: Control points, king of the hill, ect. It is also:
1. Something your bloody team won’t stand on to save their life
2. Something next to which there will be at least one level 3 sentry at all times

1. Soldier: Why is no one standing on this control point !!!
Pyro: *Chasing an invisible spy across the map*
Scout: *running around aimlessly*
Demoman: *Doing the conga with an enemy medic*

2. Engineer: I will build a damn sentry in this nearly unreachable spot, and no one will ever touch this control point again.
Enemy team: ah fuck.

by 16Geese July 22, 2022