condom truck

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.

"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"

by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

vape condom

Cupping your palm over a vape tip to hit it so you wont catch STDs

Degen 1: no way you hit some random’s vape just like that bro
Degen 2: wym, I used my vape condom

by queefsmellLover December 21, 2023

Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.

Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Condom Sauce

The cum that's left over after you ejaculate

Man bro, she had condom sauce all over her face!!!!

by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017

Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.

Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!

by Wanklet November 22, 2022

Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops

"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"

by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022

Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.

Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.

by Kelhonson June 20, 2016