NOUN: One who attempts style through poor quality merchandise but lacks quality genetics resulting in issues as basic as breathing.
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"No matter what I propose, Sarah always has to take the opposite stance. She's such a contradictorian."
"Trying to plan a group trip with a contradictorian is impossible—they’ll shoot down every idea just to make things difficult."
"Dave isn’t just opinionated; he’s a full-on contradictorian. If I say the sky is blue, he’ll argue it’s ‘more of a cerulean-gray’ just to be difficult."
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Get the Contraction, contrAction, contractioN mug.You: Bloody hell, that definition on Apple said child labour but when you clicked on the word it said it, was, good. The definition painted child labour in a bad way but the first said it in a good way. That’s contradictory.
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Get the Contradictory mug.A geographical strip of land that follows Interstate 25 down through the center of Colorado, with cities such as Fort Collins, Boulder, Denver, Castle Rock, Colorado Springs, and Pueblo surrounding or near it. These cities hold most of the population of Colorado and give transplants the ability to say "they live in the mountains" because they're usually over a mile in elevation. They love to hit I70 going west to "get out of the city" and just go to Vail and Breckenridge to ski and drink $11 Americanos.
This also includes taking highway 24 west to Woodland Park and blessing the town with ✨️traffic✨️ so dense that 2 miles takes an average 15 minutes to drive through on a weekend.
This strip is over-welcoming to Californians that ruin the beautiful state.
The average price for a 3-4 bedroom house on 4,000ft of land is now unaffordable to a normal family making decent money.
There are now Whataburgers and In and Outs in colorado to feed this infection.
Buying a firearm in this state is becoming increasingly more difficult by the week.
We don't have plastic bags anymore and stores charge the 10 cent fee for shitty paper bags.
If you're ever convincing someone to visit Colorado, have them see the beauty outside of this stank ass strip.
This also includes taking highway 24 west to Woodland Park and blessing the town with ✨️traffic✨️ so dense that 2 miles takes an average 15 minutes to drive through on a weekend.
This strip is over-welcoming to Californians that ruin the beautiful state.
The average price for a 3-4 bedroom house on 4,000ft of land is now unaffordable to a normal family making decent money.
There are now Whataburgers and In and Outs in colorado to feed this infection.
Buying a firearm in this state is becoming increasingly more difficult by the week.
We don't have plastic bags anymore and stores charge the 10 cent fee for shitty paper bags.
If you're ever convincing someone to visit Colorado, have them see the beauty outside of this stank ass strip.
Wyomingite: I'd like to visit Colorado, where's nice?
Coloradoan: Literally anywhere outside the Colorado Lib Strip
Person from Utah: Coffee sucks
Coloradoan: Literally anywhere outside the Colorado Lib Strip
Person from Utah: Coffee sucks
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Ryan: "Hey did you see that Alan didn't want to play?" Barnoza: "Yeah, hes such a Colorado Mangina."
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