Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.
1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"
2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"
2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
by Twat twat June 04, 2007
(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"
uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain
favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain
favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
by jnm42 July 23, 2008
Steve: You see Mike often?
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
by Townsman September 27, 2014
GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...
Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"
by Terry Houghton January 08, 2009
A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.
Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'
by JD DICKS December 23, 2009
Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.
Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.
Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?
Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.
Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?
Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.
Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
by Brad McPherson September 12, 2007
1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.
2. A homosexual male.
1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.
by Josh McVey July 31, 2008