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Coffeemaning

A combination of mansplaining and an obsessive interest in coffee and its brewing techniques, especially one that dominates the personality of men between the ages of 19 and 45, causing them to regard tea, water, and instant coffee drinkers as persons of poor taste.
'Oh god, Sarah, please tell me you didn't ask him about his hobbies.'

'Sadly, I did. He went on and on, extolling the virtues of Aeropressed medium-roast arabica, coffeemaning for almost an hour, and by then, my tea was cold.'
by LarsonNeu June 22, 2023
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Cofingle

a guy fingering ones butthole while having their balls cupped
Chicken lets get out of here, wanna cofingle?!?
by Chickenshshaahegeh September 23, 2023
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friends coffee

Black coffee (Arabic coffee) that is so weak because lack of coffee added, and that you can see your friend through the glass if you lift it in front of him.

frequently used in israel.
dude what is this friends coffee you made? it's so weak! add more coffee next time.
by Boten March 12, 2011
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Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!
guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
by palindrome216 July 6, 2011
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sterling coffee situation

the act of licking someone's asshole.
That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.
by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011
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Frankenstein coffee

When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.
"Dude I hate having to make Frankenstein coffee."
by RKBizzle February 17, 2014
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Black Cofflate

It is nothing but black coffee with a hint of chocate. To make it, just add two teaspoons of bitter chocolate powder to the coffee mixture before putting it on heat. It tastes yum and activates the tastebuds of people addicted to coffee!
Black coffee, chocolate, heat, sugar, and là the Black Cofflate is ready! Oh how addicted am I to coffee!!
by TheInsaneWitch;) December 7, 2015
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