A sexual act revealed to me by Tré Cool of Green Day. As a girl wearing heavy makeup (most importantly mascara), finishes giving you head, you blow your load in her eye and then rub it in with your dick. This causes her to cry and the effect of dripping mascara leads her to look like a Crying Clown.
by Michael vdB November 3, 2007
Get the crying clownmug. Occurs when a male ejaculates in a woman's eye and it runs down the woman's face. When accomplished, it makes the woman look as if she has tears rolling down her face.
I blew one right in Lara's eye the other night! I gave her a Clown Tear so thick, she was able to blow bubbles with it as it oozed over her mouth!
by James Milhowse November 26, 2010
Get the Clown Tearmug. Used as a verb or noun. One who acts in a negative manner twords others on account of personal jealousy.
by Aliso December 28, 2006
Get the Hate Clownmug. by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003
Get the blouse clownsmug. Noum; A form of alcoholic beverage that clowns drink before, during and after a performance that give them a glazed, drunk, stupid appearence. However Clown water does not only have to be consumed by clowns. Clown water can also be used as a synonym for any type of plain whiskey, vodka, or ale that is put into a flask, covered in some kind of paper and consumed in public.
Guy 1: Man i can't stand goin to class today.
Guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through
Guy 1; O Fuck i forgot! Shit yeah clown water is the SHIZZZY
Guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through
Guy 1; O Fuck i forgot! Shit yeah clown water is the SHIZZZY
by Hezekiah Brockett January 12, 2009
Get the clown watermug. While receiving a blow job, pull out and blow your load on her face. Then reach into your carefully prepared pocket full of glitter and toss it in her face.
Betty was amazed at how much her face looked like her sequined gown after her first 'sparkling clown'.
by zeyramos September 26, 2005
Get the sparkling clownmug. It's total clown shoes to think that dwelling on what happened will change a anything.
Don't even think you're clown shoe ass has shit figured out.
Don't even think you're clown shoe ass has shit figured out.
by Philosopheezy June 29, 2008
Get the Clown Shoesmug.