Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a puss.....

*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.

He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...

God became "intangible" and retreated to Heaven to escape from Chuck Norris.

by Sullivan1990 August 13, 2009

Chuck Norris Effect

The Chuck Norris Effect, refers to:
-Worshiping someone/something just for the sake of it.

-Worshiping someone/something that was once great and worth worshiping, but has now lost its greatness.

This can CLEARLY be seen with Chuck Norris, who turned into an internet-celebrity and is worshiped pointlessly by many, many people.

Guy 1: Dude, he may have gotten FULL MARKS on all subjects LAST semester, but he failed most subjects this semester, why do we STILL call him a genius?

Guy 2: Dunnu, Chuck Norris Effect I guess...

by TheLatinoGuy November 11, 2010

up-chuck fuck

The act of throwing up while fucking a fat women.

Fat-women: If you do ill give you big bucks.
Guy: I guess, if i get good money.

Guy: Sick. BARF!!!

Fat-women: why do guys always up-chuck fuck me!

by asdf10 June 8, 2009

Chuck Norris

chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.

chuck norris can unscramble an egg.

Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.

chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.

chuck norris loves you.

chuck norris invented the beard.

it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!

chuck norris poops fire balls and pisses laserz

by The Mighty Gurganshlaga June 1, 2009

Chuck's boots

Chuck's boots is an expression created by Mindy White from the band, Lydia. Chuck's boots, essentially, means cool. It can also refer to anything that is good and/or of the highest quality. Chuck's boots is the newest sensation so go out there and start saying it!!!

That new shirt is so Chuck's boots.
I can't wait for the new episode of The Office. It's going to be so Chuck's boots!

by elgordito August 12, 2009

Chuck E. Cheese's

A pizza place for children that was totally ruined because of the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom. Plus, the pizzas are cheaply manufactured, so they taste like crap.

How about we go to Chuck E. Cheese's just to play the games? We'll pass on the food.

by Brochamp1235 March 15, 2017

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

by anonymous December 13, 2017