speak chocolate

To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate

Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie

Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate

by diatonix February 23, 2008

The chocolate run

1. The act of going out to purchase chocolate.
2. Moving with quick steps on alternative feet while in posession of chocolate.
3. The life of a person who thinks in chocolate and spends her life avoiding intimacy.
4. The emotional gauntlet we all go through at some point in our lives, eased by the consumption of chocolate.

The chocolate run..Dorothy Koomson.

by taloolah August 11, 2008

Little Chocolate Donuts

the breakfast of champions

John Belushi attributes all of his Olympic gold medals to little Chocolate Donuts - the breakfast of champions.

by PhyllisDean August 6, 2009

stealth chocolate

Chocolate you eat in private when you're on a diet.

I've been doing really well on my diet today with the exception of some stealth chocolate I bought when I was at the grocery store.

by Cayster February 8, 2010

Mississippi Chocolate

The act of having diarrhea into some else's mouth, forcing them to swallow it, and then having them vomit the diarrhea back into your anus.

John got really sick after having mississippi chocolate with Betty.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

Lemon chocolate

A code name for hot Asian women.

You like Caramel girls? Screw that, I need some of that lemon chocolate.

by HVG and Elmo November 12, 2012

the chocolate drop and swap

After removing fiber from one's diet, it is the act of expelling rigid fecal matter directly into another individual's anus. For members of the same sex, the act is only considered homosexual in nature if the rectums touch (intentionally or unintentionally). This act carries a moderate risk of inadvertently becoming a homosexual.

Randy and I performed The Chocolate Drop and Swap while hanging out last night. It was a close call, we came within about half an inch of accidentally becoming gay.

by Mister Wanky December 8, 2013