Carpe Diem

Basically the classy version of YOLO.

Mark: I don't really want to go...

Aaron: C'mon man, carpe diem!

by Mightyguy6969 December 6, 2013

carpet

1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.

1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!

by pigdog312 January 18, 2007

carperpetuation

Act of sweeping over a piece of lint several times, picking it up, inspecting it, putting it back down, sweeping over it again and it still doesn't pick up.

Self explanitory

by Micool T January 21, 2004

carpetbag

Teabagging as performed by a member of the female gender.

What? I was really bored.

by KirbyTheGenius April 18, 2005

carpet burn

a rough burn you get on knees and elbows after ahving a rampant sex session on all fours, usually a wmoan has the elbow burns to, if a guy has them worry!

damn thats the last time you take me up the ass! these carpet burns hurt like a bastard

by SadoQueen March 20, 2004

carpe articulum

Latin for Seize The Moment

When the opportunity came up he ran with it crying out "Carpe Articulum!"

by LMorris January 26, 2009

carpe diem

1 ) Latin phrase ('seize the day'), most commonly found as a tattoo on the arms or chests of men who, surprisingly, are least likely to take advantage of daylight hours. Rather, its proponents generally devote the majority of their time to disregarding the consequences of their night-time behaviour, and lifting up heavy objects in gymnasiums devoid of natural light.

Whether the choice of this phrase as a tattoo is an example of ironic self-awareness is unknown.

2) coll. Name given to one who has such a tattoo.

1) " Hey bro, got me this wicked new carpe diem tatt on my wrist!"

"Sweet as dude, does it represent your passion for climbing basalt monoliths in the desert?"

"Nah man, was off my face in Bali!"

2) "Whoa, Susan, check out that smokin' hot Carpe Diem over there!"

" Wowee, Beth! Bet he seizes days regularly!"

by hardcore protein store February 19, 2014