1. A title given to females of clearly promiscuous and disrespectful natures, so much so to the extent that one could aim and fire their promiscuous tendencies much like a cannon.
If the 2003 film, Master and Commander, were of a pornographic nature, they would be firing ho cannons instead of actual cannons.
"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"
"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"
by WordslingerGun January 30, 2010
by Analcake March 20, 2011
A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 11, 2016
A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 11, 2016
THE nicest person you will meet. He has been in multiple relationships and doesn't like {coopkakes}.
If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...
If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...
by coopkakes July 16, 2018
Belorussian party game. This is when you shove potatoes in your ass and fart them out to see who hits target. Winner gets bottle of Belorussian vodka.
by Natasha6383 February 12, 2025
During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.
I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.
by Wet wipe April 17, 2019