Canada's History

A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup

Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.

by patty iced February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.

by LogicXX February 4, 2010

Canada's history

Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers

Dude, I totally gave your mom Canada's history last night.

by J_Sierra February 9, 2010

Canada's History

A rare, depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.

by BoroJojo February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it shouldn't ever be uttered. Using a moose's antlers (preferably while the moose is still alive) to penetrate a vagina that is covered in maple syrup. A man licks the syrup off while this is happening but does not swallow, it and any ejaculation are put into the Stanley Cup.

Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?

by Bri - Guy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Eating the beaver.

I chowed down on Canada's history last night.

by ipodaddict75 February 4, 2010

canada's history

That sizzling sensation of touching your penis on the frozen flagpole.
(Steven Colbert made me do it).

I was late returning from recess because of Canada's History.

by GCL224 February 4, 2010