by Bannana_Toast May 11, 2018
Get the Canada mug.A depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually the insertion of one or all of these objects, variations including pouring the maple syrup all over both parties involved, or using it (not very successfully) as lubricant.
by katieboop February 4, 2010
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An act of taking a champagne bottle full of firecrackers deep into a opening in a willing or unwilling partner. The second phase of the act is taking a copy of "The Beaver" and smacking your partner in the face as you light the firecrackers through a hole drilled in the bottom of the bottle.
PS It is wise to keep the cap on.
PS It is wise to keep the cap on.
by Crazy Anal Play. February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's history mug.A region unknown to the world. A place where the American government stores years of top secret information and create lies like Canada is real. They want to keep America under control and away from communist leaders. Everyone who "lives" in Canada are really traitorous Americans who have been brain washed into think that they are a nation above the almighty USA. If you ever see a Canadian do not panic. Stop whatever you are doing and burn their maple syrup supply. The smell of this frightens them away and gives you enough time to smack them with a silver plate of freedom and call upon the American eagle to spirit you away to safety. Canadians to avoid: Faith Mackey
SpongeBob: hey Patrick what am i
Patrick: stupid?
SpongeBob: no Canada
Patrick: what's the difference
Patrick: stupid?
SpongeBob: no Canada
Patrick: what's the difference
by That dude from sams club January 15, 2014
Get the Canada mug.Extremely beautiful and wealthy place. The schools are New Canaan High School, St. Lukes, Saxe, etc. Very beautiful schools. Many peoples dream to live in New Canaan. Lots of attractive, athletic, and smart people. The town is where everyone goes to hang out. The towns awesome!! Soo many parties at the high school and Saxe. The moms are usually driving there mercedes and Yukons, with blonde hair, and a perfect face. The dads are usually gone all day working in NYC, either taking a train or limo to work everyday. The kids usually party a lot (like to much haha). To be cool you have to be attractive, wealthy, athletic, and all around perfect. New Canaan is filled with nice and caring people but don't get on their bad side or soon you'll be sitting on the side of the street everyday begging for your life back. They make the O.C look pathetic, cause of the drama in the schools. The people are usually sweet but scandalous. Everyone knows everyones secrets even if you didn't tell them.. yeah word gets around. If you cross them they'll reveal them. Yeah, don't mess with them. People tend to drink a lot. Theres always a party going on in New Canaan and if you're not invited I'm sure your friends will fill you in... Don't be shy in New Canaan or else no one will know who you are, unless your the shy, pretty, attractive, athletic, wealthy, and perfect new girl or guy. Don't worry New Canaan doesn't bite.
by dforeffort April 13, 2013
Get the new canaan mug.A sad, pathetic attempt by liberals to cope with the fact that their own self righteousness doesn't actually mean that they are right. Instead of graciously admitting that they are infact a minority in America, they would rather take their toys and go home, as evidenced by the "USC", similar to the southern states succession, but without the backbone to actually do anything about it except talk.
Liberal weiner: " I'm not an American anymore, I voted for Kerry and Im a USC citizen."
Rational moderate: "Well, Kerry was a bad idea to begin with, maybe next time the Democrats will have a real contender I can vote for. Oh well, back to work."
Religious Conservative: "I'm glad this whole election is over, now we can get on to things that matter like fixing Social Security and the National Sales Tax and breaking up the pharmaceutical compny/Insurance stranglehold on medical care."
Rational moderate: "Well, Kerry was a bad idea to begin with, maybe next time the Democrats will have a real contender I can vote for. Oh well, back to work."
Religious Conservative: "I'm glad this whole election is over, now we can get on to things that matter like fixing Social Security and the National Sales Tax and breaking up the pharmaceutical compny/Insurance stranglehold on medical care."
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