Call Of Duty

A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.

*Player gets noobtubed*

Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!

*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*

Player:.............................I quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

Judgement call

a subjective decision, ruling or opinion.

mostly used as an excuse to kill your friend in a game.

"i think Clari is the killer"
"its not me you idiot"
"judgement call, its clari"
*clari gets voted out*
"guess i was wrong"

by Irish Thor March 12, 2022

bang a call

to reject a phone call

I would tried calling her but I already had her bang a call on me once.

by morphopotomus February 26, 2021

Call it up

Meaning to stop or call it quits

Also means to call a person over

Example 1- "hey I think we should call it up"

Example 2- "hey call her up over here" (or) "hey call him up and over"

by Frfrbae November 17, 2019

Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.

"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"

by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009

the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.

Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”

by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021

call partied

When you want to call your boyfriend but he is in a party with his friends on Xbox

Girl 1: I wanted to talk to James last night but he was in a party.

Girl 2: girl you totally got call partied.

by nochillgf September 8, 2015