Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.
Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.
Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?
Martin: Frank.
Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.
Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!
Chester: Do you have proof?
Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!
Chester: Ah, cripes...
Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?
Martin: Frank.
Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.
Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!
Chester: Do you have proof?
Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!
Chester: Ah, cripes...
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"That guy in the wheelchair can probably get the door himself, as he seems to have a high degree of cripability.
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Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer
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C-R-I-P C-R-I-P Crip Crip minds of steel, hearts of stone, Crip machine is movin on. blue steel blue flag, Crippin hard, no turnin back. Raise the "C" and hold it high, forever forward, do or die. Spread yo wings, raise yo head, we are risin from the dead. Who say? "C" say who the greatest? "C" the greatest. cant stop, wont stop, will no ce stopped. soldiers soldiers war war lose one kill two never rest until you do. Hear the spirit from the grave got to crip every day. The "C" is strong, the world is weak, srenght and loyalty is our key. Across the sea and over the hill, gauge in hand we come to kill. coast to coast, state to state, C-machine is on its way. Who say? "C" say who the greatest? "C" the greatest. Cant stop wont stop will not ce stopped.
C-R-I-P C-R-I-P Crip Crip minds of steel, hearts of stone, Crip machine is movin on. blue steel blue flag, Crippin hard, no turnin back. Raise the "C" and hold it high, forever forward, do or die. Spread yo wings, raise yo head, we are risin from the dead. Who say? "C" say who the greatest? "C" the greatest. cant stop, wont stop, will no ce stopped. soldiers soldiers war war lose one kill two never rest until you do. Hear the spirit from the grave got to crip every day. The "C" is strong, the world is weak, srenght and loyalty is our key. Across the sea and over the hill, gauge in hand we come to kill. coast to coast, state to state, C-machine is on its way. Who say? "C" say who the greatest? "C" the greatest. Cant stop wont stop will not ce stopped.
by reading about our Afrikan heritage i learned that most of what i learned in school or the hood was wrong. Through our heritage i learned what it really means to be a crip. A real crip. We in the C.C.O or the Consolidated Crip Orginiztion believe that CRIPS means Clandestine Revolutionary Internationalist Party Soldiers.
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