Colton

A long haired person who thinks he has no future

as reference from my friend Colton."I have no future, my parents hate me, and my girlfriend doesn't even want to see me."

by 805Noah October 15, 2018

Georgina Catton

a general term for a girl who makes lies up and likes to have sex with tiny maggots.
derived from the word 'slag-a-saurus'
other words associated 'lesbian' 'prick' 'schhhhlaggggg'

'have you heard about georgina catton'
'oh yeh! shes a big old lesbian'

'with a saggy fanny'

by HATER! November 13, 2009

colton

a cuntosaurus rex. aka the cunt of the century

dude1: did you see that kid

dude2: ya what a cuntosaurus rex
dude1: must be a colton

by coleycoconut January 17, 2017

cottonballs

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

Colton

A sweet guy who knows how to win over a girl's heart. Troy's usually think he's a fag. Likes listening to Cher and Lionel Ritchie. Enjoys drinking beer, driving trucks and sexually experimenting. Attracts Carly's. Respects the cowboys from Brokeback Mountain. Is himself sort of a slut. Thinks he's good at guitar but nobody has the heart to tell him he's not. Can sometimes be fake. Likes to dance, especially when drunk. Has a douchey sense of style- refuses to wear anything but diamond supply co. Chronic masturbator. Likes singing in the rain, laughing too hard, and living life to the fullest.

1) "He's kind of a fayg, but I guess he's fun to be around. More fun when he puts out."

2) "Eh kids, remember, just like Colton used to say: 'Live, laugh, love.'"

3) "That Colton, he only loves three things in life: his bud light, Channing Tatum and those fucking trees.

by Drew Metzger December 13, 2012

Alabama Cottonfield

When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left on the ground is referred to as an "Alabama Cottonfield".

The mexicans left an alabama cottonfield on that bricklaying job. I guess we should rent a Mexican Space Shuttle so they don't crap everywhere. Who is gonna pick up all this toilet paper?

by HydroShok September 4, 2008

Cottonwood

Cottonwood is what you get when you receive a blowjob from a girl with cottonmouth.

"That bitch gave me cottonwood!"

by dmacfour May 2, 2010