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carlos means a sexy guy and everyone loves him
by anonymous June 17, 2022
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Not a male stripper. Men named Carlos are in fact not coordinated. they will dance at the family get together but the family will be disappointed. Don't respect women. Commit racisms.
Wow that guy really sucks at dancing.

yeah but i heard he hates women...

oof, he must be a Carlos.
by ourgodallmighty October 27, 2021
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This dude not nice to his friends and bullies them. He doesn’t even have a GF. He’s like that kid that yells “I LIKE TURTLES.”He’s lonely for now. And has to have friends so he won’t be lonely.
Carlos, that dude
by Riki13 October 23, 2019
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Lover boy who has a high sex drive and can quite often dance around the idea of sleeping with another man. Also referred to as Gay.
You’re such a Carlos!”

Can you stop Carlosing!”
by Gambit52 May 9, 2024
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99% Mexican, 1% Monkey. Carlos can be found climbing the branches of the Amazon, or fighting homeless people for food.
"Oh shit, that's a Carlos"
"eeek eek"
by Temp Mail April 4, 2025
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carlos is a self obsessive cray cray sociopath who needs to shut the fuck up
by rejecTcarloS November 22, 2021
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Is normally a 17 year-old male this word is derogatory and often used to define a dude who id very homosexual and posseses a 1/2 inch penis this person is very annoying and may be a pisces he deserves nothing more than hell he will let everything get to their heads and become very fixated on anything that boosts his ego, this person has never touched a woman in his life and if he ever did he would cum just by seeing her take off her bra.
Stop being a Carlos you're scaring off the baddies
by 69ANTONIO69 September 27, 2023
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