Car Rape 

When you go to a dealership and test drive a car you know you're never gonna buy.

"Hey wanna go car rape the hona place down the street?"

"So I heard Sally car raped the chrystler 300, she couldnt afford the tires for it!"

Car Rape by 2010Camero March 18, 2010

Car Brain 

A phrase commonly used by urbanists who think choosing to drive means you have a disfunctional brain, and that all drivers are insonsiderste assholes who go 90 across parking lots, randomly swerve into bike lanes, and go out of their way to run over pedestrians in crosswalks... because obviously if you put all the asshole drivers on a bike, bus or train instead, they'd suddenly become more considerate.

Urbanist: I was cycling the other day and almost got hit by some car brain going 30 in a 25. All drivers are assholes. We should ban cars.

Car Brain by car_brain_114 February 27, 2023

car wash 

when you titty-fuck a girl backwards and she licks your ass

yo B i took my girl to the car wash last night

car wash by andrew May 13, 2005

car clearer 

A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.

Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.

car clearer by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005

Car Tattoo

Main Entry: car tattoo
Pronunciation: kär ta-tü
Function: noun
Plural Form: car tattoos
Origin: As defined by HotCarTattoos.com 2009

1 : a mark or design, fixed upon the interior or exterior of a motor vehicle, by
application of vinyl graphics or paint ; also : a form of automotive customizing
where a vehicles exterior surface is altered by applying vinyl decal(s).
2 : the act of car tattooing ; also : known as being decaled or painted

"Dude! thats a sweet car tattoo! Does it really add 10HP to your ride"?

Car Tattoo by HotCarTattoos.com July 13, 2009

Car boned 

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

Car boned by Nerazurri July 27, 2010

Car Oreo 

A box/set of Oreos that generally resides in a car. In the last 80 years, however, the definition has been extended to include all forms of transportation; ie motorcycles, motor homes, boats, dirigibles, zeppelins.

I had to hurry to the store to replenish my set of Car Oreos before my road trip.

I had to hurry to port to replenish my dunnage of Car Oreos before I got in my catamaran.

Car Oreos greatly increase satisfaction during road head.

Car Oreo by Caroreo October 31, 2010