butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 21, 2014

butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin

Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking

by Jwaching July 21, 2016

Butt tuft

A tuft of hair situated in the anal area. More common in females, as males will typically exhibit an assfro. See definition: assfro.

Upon removal of the panties, he saw that she had a butt tuft, and would refrain from rear-entry at this time.

by Huntypoo October 30, 2008

Rag Butt

The act of wiping your butt and leaving toilet paper behind due to lack of quality paper

Ohhhh man, i just took a huge dump! but your crappy toilet paper left me with Rag butt.

by C.bock April 14, 2010

X-butt

The butt you get from playing way too much Xbox.

Me: are you ever gonna use that kinect or are you just gonna let that X-butt keep going?

Her: Imma do whatevah I want... pass me them cheetos.

by wailamoa January 10, 2012

stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018