Laze Burger

Noun.

To be greasy and ridiculously lazy. Not wanting to do sweet fuck all but game or lay on the couch. Laze burgers even hate sitting. Too much work.

On Sundays Chris is so hungover, greasy and lazy. What a fucking Laze Burger.

by Evgreg March 10, 2019

fernando is a burger

burger king kind of burger fernando

all hail fernando is a burger

by autyrie53 November 30, 2020

Burger Thursday

Burger Thursday is the best day of the week. A weekly celebration of the most deliciously convenient meal – go ahead, satisfy those cravings, grill your meat, melt the cheese. After all, nothing else matters on Thursdays.

Simon: Thursdays are boring, what am I cooking for dinner?

Pete: Are you kidding? It’s Burger Thursday.

by MeatPattyLover October 18, 2021

hassle burger

noun Slang. a situation, task, etc., that seems difficult or frustrating.

With no sleep last night, I'll be eating a hassle burger today.

by coworkers minus the "co" April 17, 2023

Pink burger

When you go to a strip club and the male and female strippers bend over in a g-string

Dude that's one tasty pink burger

by SavageSausage January 29, 2018

House Burger

Created in a secret lab deep within the earth for Franklin House, Valparaiso Indiana.

Mad Creator: Mr. Erik Bakrevski.

Know as the tastiest burger ever conceived by a mortal man.

Gus: Suck my dick! This House Burger is the shiznit.

Leon: You're Goddamn right Gus. I'd suck a dick for that lip smacking goodness.

by Scoob0023 June 19, 2016

Burger Toothpaste

Noun
A kind of toothpaste that effectively ruins your teeth; an advertisement parody

CHILD 1- "Have you heard the latest advertisement?"
CHILD 2 - "No, what's it about?"
CHILD 1 - "Burger toothpaste,"
CHILD 2 - "Burger what? What's that?"
CHILD 1 - "It goes like this ... Burrrrr-ger toothpaste, no cavities, no teeth, Ole!"
CHILD 2 - "A very useful type of toothpaste that is!"

(Note the no cavities no teeth part)

by Coralkid November 10, 2017