Where a bunch of bros head out to a hot spot location, murder four lokos and slay everything that walks. The main goal is to get your numbers up, and if anybody tries to remain sober on a fest they are murdered and buried in a shallow grave.
The White Panda is playing in NYC, we should totally Bro Fest there and murder everything in sight.
The dudes at EpicBroFest.com really know how to throw a fest
The dudes at EpicBroFest.com really know how to throw a fest
by Epic Bro Fest December 7, 2010
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Pronunciation: ˈbrō ˈbē-tər
Inflected form(s): plural - bro beaters
1. A tank worn by Fratstars or Bros that displays how much the bro goes to the gym. 2. Either has some sort of arrangement of greek characters, a bro approved brand name written across the chest or oblique/side, and/or a further indication of daily gym sessions - such as but not limited to J & T (Jacked & Tan)
Pronunciation: ˈbrō ˈbē-tər
Inflected form(s): plural - bro beaters
1. A tank worn by Fratstars or Bros that displays how much the bro goes to the gym. 2. Either has some sort of arrangement of greek characters, a bro approved brand name written across the chest or oblique/side, and/or a further indication of daily gym sessions - such as but not limited to J & T (Jacked & Tan)
Bro 1:"Hey, broski. Tight bro beater. Did you hit the gym today?"
Bro 2:"I hit the gym everyday in my bro beater and you still ask me this question, brosef. But yea brohemian today was Back & Bis."
Bro 2:"I hit the gym everyday in my bro beater and you still ask me this question, brosef. But yea brohemian today was Back & Bis."
by nicktomyskin June 4, 2010
Get the bro beater mug.When an obnoxious , sweaty bro comes up and aggressively grasps your arm to get your attention, most of the time to bum a cigarette.
Bro: Hey bro! (grabs arm)
Normal Guy: Hey man, back off and quit bro gripping me!
Bro: I just want a Red man!
Normal Guy: Hey man, back off and quit bro gripping me!
Bro: I just want a Red man!
by xGRAPESx February 9, 2009
Get the Bro grip mug.Tim's wife was out of town so he had his homeslice, Chad, give him a bro-yob to make him less lonesome.
He swears he doesn't give bro-yob but there is to much evidence to prove it.
He swears he doesn't give bro-yob but there is to much evidence to prove it.
by DaBrochachos September 28, 2014
Get the Bro-yob mug.A bong stronger than friendship, stronger than true love. Usually the bond is formed between a small group of males. they refer to eachother not by name but by simply calling eachother "brobeans". When in need one would assemble a "brobean talk" which is a short meeting between everyone considered to be a brobean. Brobeans never tell secrets to outsiders, however they tell eachother everything they know. No secrets are kept from brobeans. Alas, brobeans is not just a name for best friends. It is a way of life, and the brobean way of life will never be matched by any culture or any society past, present, or future.
by Exstractory April 1, 2015
Get the Bean Bro mug.An almost friendly fight with a friend for excitement, or enjoyment. Possibly to show off to others.
by RandomKid September 1, 2013
Get the Bro scrap mug.Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.
Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.
by congratsbro July 1, 2011
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