When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)
by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021
Its exactly the same as a regular blumpkin except just as your about to finish someone scares the shit out of you.
If you are enjoy feeling scared, relieved and good all at the same time give a spooky blumpkin a try.
by Hootiemike August 03, 2024
Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.
That's called a volcano blumpkin
by Nalex. November 02, 2010
A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
by LogJamShep March 08, 2022
I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt
by frankiefootlong October 01, 2015
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
by Blumpkin0noshit October 08, 2021