My Base Wrong Place

A phrase used by some idiots at kinnelon high school including, Aspren, Monkey, Cowboy, and Choadie

Cowboy: My base wrong place
Monkey: My base wrong place
*Both shake hands*

by PLOKIMJUNHYBGTRFVCDEXSWZAQ May 28, 2019

The Base

The state of the base relies on the taste of the paste on the face, as long as it is ejaculated with grace, haste and none of it has gone to waste.

I like the base, base, biscuit base, I like the buttery biscuit base

by KelDog and Jamie Saville May 21, 2020

The infamous base jump

When a female (or male if your gay) is sleeping, you wake up before them and lay them belly down to the bed, tying your spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner. WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her the infamous base jump and she died of eternal ass bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Laywanka April 17, 2010

Slap that base

A term generally used as encouragement. Some similarities to the High Five exist as Slap that base may be used in similar situations. Often said like a cool rastafari.

-Man that girl totally likes me!
-Slap that base dude, slap that base.

by Marble Curse May 14, 2011

basic, or base

1. A basic has a more personal meaning...it is someone who can't understand or comprehend the basic facts of life. It can become a noun as well: base -- when speaking about a specific person with "basic" qualities

That boy is a basic.
Hey Nate, what is the base up to?
I love the base.
She is one basic girl.

by Mark D. December 26, 2004

1th base

1st base, only really, REALLY depressing. Often involves use of nose or teeth, and results in never seeing each other again.

"Dude, I just got to 1st base!"
"More like 1th base, bro! Did you even brush you teeth?"

by King Widge August 30, 2014

Third Base

This is the third step to a relationship where heavy petting and feeling up occurs.

Ex. touching ones private through clothing or direct contact

Oh wow me and Molly got to third base the other day, it was great.

by NekoNeoNano July 7, 2015