Church boat

A nickname for a young woman's genitelia with a lot of pubic hair. A church boat is a narrow and long boat with lot's of paddles. Comes from Finnish but still applies in English.

-Hey, do you have any fetishes?
~Yeah, I'm really into hairy girls if you know what I''m sayin'.
-So, like church boats?
~ Damn right.

by TheRunkkari27 August 19, 2017

Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.

Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.

by MMP38 October 21, 2011

Boat Anchor

A guy who will go down on any girl.

Mike: My friends call me the boat anchor because I will go down on anyone.

Stripper: That is disgusting!

My friend is a boat anchor, he will go down on anyone.

by Darron Avid April 20, 2014

boat washed

It means a guy got lucky, or had sex.

I got my boat washed last night.

by wonder24boy December 9, 2008

bro-boating

paddling (kayaking) with nothing but skin under a pfd.

man, look at those steezy kids bro-boating in the wave.

by wliurtjhwo498rw July 11, 2010

Blow boat people

Putting a hard boner on one's wet mouth.

"... now that I'm a grown man I think that you, the Wiggles and Scooby Doo all blow boat people, and by that I mean you put hard boners on your wet mouth.'

by Jyri December 17, 2008

Mississippi Mud Boat

The act of bobbing in the toilet for feces while someone is performing anal sex from behind.

This is one hell of a weird Halloween party, Mike! Did you see they're doing the Mississippi Mud Boat down by the bonfire?

by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008