Bear Grills

a bad ass ex british special forces who could kick your ass... at surviving random places except harlem.

I got really drunk at a party and wondered a little to far out and had to think what bear grills would do to get out of this situation.

by hoboslayer January 30, 2008

Trumpy Bear

An individual who knows just enough about politics to repeat a talking point, but not enough to debate political issues from a neutral point of view. This is proven when they try to elaborate and defend their talking point.

"I feel like I'm babysitting these Trumpy Bears, because when I try to explain anything they fall back to the language that Limbaugh gave them, that even they themselves don't even understand."

by arf79 June 24, 2020

Fight The Bear

A four piece band from the UK, offering music that is non genre specific and geographically oppose the pacific. Often described as "terrific" they remain for many, psuedoscientific.

You can listen to Fight The Bear here.

www.fightthebear.co.uk
www.facebook.com/fightthebearUK

by Ace Freaky July 9, 2010

Bear Wench

A hoe who lies about having to work then fakes and says she no longer has to go to work even though no one could give 2 shits whether she had to work or didn't have to work in the 1st place.

Bear Wench: I can't make it because I have to work for an hour today but leave the door unlocked because there's a good chance I'll be right back because somehow the work I had to do will be cancelled

by Donkz June 28, 2011

Bear Club

To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada.

Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...

by j-mut July 13, 2010

Bear Whisper

A very quiet fart that occurs when you are sleeping like a bear

Dude, my girlfriend let out a huge bear whisper last night while she was sleeping

by Quantum of Balls May 12, 2009

Bear Helmet

1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.

Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!

by Richard Goad May 13, 2005