mike moiczek

a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle

the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek

by mech1981 June 25, 2017

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Mike LaTorres

1. The name version of "My Clitoris"

Did you see Mike LaTorres on the news last night?

by Mike LaTorres July 25, 2016

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Mike Mowinski

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!

When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!

by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017

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Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

by 188888995 July 29, 2021

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mike rizzowski

referring to having a lot of rizz from mike wazowski in monsters inc.

bro is mike rizzowski

by Illuminastorm January 13, 2023

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The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.

“Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”

“Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”

“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”

by kujo! December 5, 2022

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