Mike Battista

The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)

"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"

"Thats Mike Battista!"

by GRAW June 15, 2009

Mike's List

An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.

Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.

by Jotok November 21, 2010

Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.

Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.

by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022

Mike Strike

When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.

I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.

by Vagablonde May 4, 2019

Miked up

Drunk as fuck -to the point of no return, crashing golf carts and shit. Pretty much just idlin' but reekin of vodka.

Man did you see that fool do a hit and run after the safety meeting in the buggy and then wreck that unit by the pond?! That dude's miked up.

by Rat jizz April 27, 2017

Mike Mowinski

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!

When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!

by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017

mike rizzowski

referring to having a lot of rizz from mike wazowski in monsters inc.

bro is mike rizzowski

by Illuminastorm January 13, 2023