applegasm

apple·gasm (noun)

The joy of eating an apple is so great, the eater will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the eater's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.
Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with apple bits and juice.

Golden Delicious applegasms are most common.

Dude, you look like you just had an applegasm.

by Vitamin December 13, 2008

Applecross

Verb - to park one's vehicle a reasonable distance away from a party that will most likely be blocked by the cops.

"Hey man, are we applecrossin' it tonight?"

"Hell yeah, when the cops show up they're gonna block the street for sure."

by Douggy Bubbletrousers October 11, 2009

apple

A fruit used as the basic right of passage for pot smokers. The apple is used as a pipe when no alternative is available. The stem is removed and the top is punctured halfway through the apple towards the bottom with a pen, then a side hole is punctured to meetup with the first one. Load the top as a bowl and smoke. Once fried, eat the apple to temporarily combat your munchies.

Johndante: Aye man got a bowl or some sweets?
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!

by thevalleyboy April 7, 2019

Appleby

Seriously take my advice just don’t come here

Me:dont come to appleby

You:ok

by Angus the beef burger February 12, 2020

sour apple

1. Best tasting pussy
2. Pussy that taste like candy.
3. Pussy you want to eat ALL the time

Damn, I ate this girl out and she was tasting like sour apples. Yum!

I got a sweet tooth for a sour apple.

by Big Snaggles February 13, 2005

African Apple Bob

When a gang of men (6+) gather at the end of a room while a single women lies at the other end of the room. at the blow of a whistle, the men race to see who can get their entire scrotum in the mouth of women. chin and forehead shots equal immediate disqualification. the winner gets a healthy dose of poop on the chest.

Biggy and the gang gave Teresa the African Apple Bobbing of a lifetime. she suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs!

by mmmmmttttt January 15, 2008

apple

1) A computer company that started in 1970s when two Caucasian males decided to start a business. Is famous for iMacs, iBooks, and iPods. All their products have a certain clean, rather professional look about them. However, the computers/laptops don't let you download certain games, like .exe because it's for Windows only and it's a diff. operating system.

2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.

Products

Mac OS X
iMac
eMac
Power Mac
PowerBook
iBook
iPod
Apple Cinema Display
Mac mini
Xserve
AirPort
QuickTime
iLife
iTunes
iWork
Mighty Mouse
Aperture

by lmaoweresoscene December 28, 2005