schizophrenic and delusional. has an imaginary boyfriend who doesn't know they're dating. does jumping jacks on the D.
goddamn, andrea's doing jumping jacks on the D again!
by hernanescalante May 18, 2023

by Siskelboy February 8, 2023

by Moseko1234 January 25, 2019

Once upon a time, in a distant and enigmatic realm known as Celestia, there existed a powerful being named Andreas Bruun Hansen. He was no ordinary ruler; he was hailed as the God Emperor, a figure of immense wisdom and strength who had ascended to a divine status.
In the celestial city of Aetheria, where the radiant spires touched the skies and ethereal beings floated gracefully through the air, Andreas Bruun Hansen reigned supreme. His rule was marked by an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity. The people of Celestia adored him, not just for his godlike abilities but also for his compassionate and just nature.
The God Emperor Andreas Bruun Hansen continued to watch over Celestia, ensuring that his realm remained a beacon of peace for generations to come. His story became a timeless legend, a parable of the enduring triumph of goodness over darkness in the fantastical tapestry of the celestial realm.
In the celestial city of Aetheria, where the radiant spires touched the skies and ethereal beings floated gracefully through the air, Andreas Bruun Hansen reigned supreme. His rule was marked by an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity. The people of Celestia adored him, not just for his godlike abilities but also for his compassionate and just nature.
The God Emperor Andreas Bruun Hansen continued to watch over Celestia, ensuring that his realm remained a beacon of peace for generations to come. His story became a timeless legend, a parable of the enduring triumph of goodness over darkness in the fantastical tapestry of the celestial realm.
by Cunix December 28, 2023

by Daddy__69 November 24, 2021

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Hot alpha male, always dominant 😈. From the first years of humanity, evolution has led to this perfection of a creation, often as tall as the twin towers, except he has not yet been striken by a comercial 747. This mf valid, also im 6'3 and support all of that inclusive shit so girls hmu 😏🥴
Farmer 1: "Oh lord, here comes Andreas, get on your knees and pay respect, as you are upon the most majestic of creations made by Zeus himself"
by Sexlord69420 November 21, 2021
