After eating a bunch of fried chicken to cure a hangover, I committed what felt like a crime against humanity in the butt vomitorium.
by billy br July 8, 2011
Get the butt vomitorium mug.This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster
Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!
by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011
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2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.
2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.
by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018
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I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.
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