Alex

A pussy ass bitch known for lying and talking shit. Also notorious for not know how vaginas work.

Brad: If a girls pussy is looser than normal, does that mean she’s cheating?

Chad: ugh bro, you sound like such an alex....

by KayAngelic January 27, 2020

Alex

A retarded T-Rex, idiot, and a fucking bitch who has the iq of a McChicken

Does Alex have to come over

by Me.Squeakyvoice December 29, 2019

Alex

The biggest dumbfuck ever to live on the face of the earth. The kind of dumbass to bite his own dick off hoping it grows back bigger.

Alex just inhaled an entire can of sunscreen to get tan.

by mmm gay December 7, 2018

Alex

A dickhead kind of friend. The one that follows you around because your his only friend the kind to not care if a girl is lesbian and to still ask her out. Yeah that’s right Alex you better be reading this bitch. The kind to talk shit about all of his only friends behind there back. The kind to organise a catfish against his best friend ‘as a joke.’ The big dick you thought you where gonna be best friends with forever. The one who ruins your birthday party because he can’t stand not being the centre of attention. He can’t stand not listening to his own shitty new music like XXXTENTACLES or not playing the games he wants to.

ALEX is a big jerk with a tiny dick.

by TOMMY_is_big_cool August 4, 2019

Alex

Noun.
Absolute trash. The worst the guy you will ever meet. The male equivalent of a thot (if he could ever get laid). Nearly the definition of F*ckboy but is a homosexual. Not only does he try to get in every girls pants, he loves leading on gay guys. Alex's are usually handsy, short tempered, aggressive, and Jewish.

That dude led me on for two months cuz he thought it was funny, what an Alex!

by yuneedtoknoboi July 7, 2016

Alex

Fat Mexican Bastard!!! He won't stop talking about Burritos. He has a micro Penis and smells like tortillas and bitch

Fred: Eww, hun stay away from him he's an Alex.
Sam: Oh dear me, I pray to forget today

by JigglyTittiCommiti January 19, 2020

Alex

Super dumb, always has the last word, never gets a gf, stupid as fuck and is a real pain in the arse hole. Untrustworthy and looks like 6 generations in the futur of Donald trump

Alex has an ugly face

by Voison June 4, 2018