Alex

A pussy ass bitch known for lying and talking shit. Also notorious for not know how vaginas work.

Brad: If a girls pussy is looser than normal, does that mean she’s cheating?

Chad: ugh bro, you sound like such an alex....

by KayAngelic January 27, 2020

Alex

Alex is a boy despite being 18, he still acts 12.He is single handedly the most annoying person on earth and he just wants to fuck anything with legs and he's pretty awesome and I love him so back off. He's still gay as fuck. Alex goncalves, will you do me the honour of being the 36th person to suck my dick ?

Alex broke my heart

by Alexs bitch February 29, 2020

Alex

A doche bag no likes rlly annoying, a jerk prob likes jerky, has no friends except his imaginary ones. Has no life is very very very very UGLY and if u think he is nice u obviously haven’t met him bc he a pain in da ass period beachhh

Hi I’m Alex and I’m a doche bag

by Bella da beach October 5, 2020

Alex

a dumbass who asks for nudes in grade 8

woah dude dont be an Alex

by big dick william October 24, 2019

Alex

Noun.
Absolute trash. The worst the guy you will ever meet. The male equivalent of a thot (if he could ever get laid). Nearly the definition of F*ckboy but is a homosexual. Not only does he try to get in every girls pants, he loves leading on gay guys. Alex's are usually handsy, short tempered, aggressive, and Jewish.

That dude led me on for two months cuz he thought it was funny, what an Alex!

by yuneedtoknoboi July 7, 2016

Alex

Super dumb, always has the last word, never gets a gf, stupid as fuck and is a real pain in the arse hole. Untrustworthy and looks like 6 generations in the futur of Donald trump

Alex has an ugly face

by Voison June 4, 2018

Alex

Its this pussy ass nigga about like 5ft and weighing like around 300, he pretty nappy, single asf cuz no chick likes a guy with big ass lonjas, has feet lookin like bolillos, sells candy and chips thinking about working at the swapmeet in the future

Joel:Damn who's that dumbass😂
Jorge: oh thats alex

by Juanjooo March 2, 2019