May 11th

National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out on may 11th

by Jajskdkenrnrbr May 10, 2021

May 1

The day to make up your kiss from April 30th

Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.

Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then

by daddyjohn69 May 1, 2020

May 7th

kiss and cuddle with ur gf

hey it’s may 7th *kisses gf*

by siddons.allie May 6, 2021

May 29

The day where depressed bitches with daddy issues were born.

Person 1: "Hey I heard it's Adrienne's birthday today."
Person 2: "Poor girl..."
Person 1: "Why?
Person 2: "It's May 29th."

by sidnkssbdisjs November 2, 2019

MAY 16

ask your crush out again, it’s all about being

Persistent!

Ask him/her/they/them on MAY 16

by Child-#%^ October 16, 2020

May 6

A nigga born on May 6 is a mad cunt. He gets mad bitches and loves that pus pus.

“Yo this nigga mad, he born on May 6”

by Ben_ [e-mail] October 18, 2019

mais non

French for 'but no'.

French: Je pourrais vous gifler mais non.
English: I could slap you but no.

by Nan G. December 17, 2005