Stoner sip

While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.

My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.

by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021

stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub

A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!

by supeeps February 17, 2014

Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

by Lillykins January 30, 2015

jeremy stoner

A good man he is awesome

I was a Jeremy Stoner today

by 👾bob is here👾 December 10, 2016

stoner tat

A burn mark tattoo from a hot socket or somthing used to smoke weed out of.

Guy 1- Dude did that stoner tat hurt? Guy 2- nah bro i was to stoned when i got it to feel any pain.

by The sour D guy January 23, 2014

Stoner

Someone who really likes to smoke weed. More likely to spend a night home with his friends rather than going out and geat drunk. Often misunderstood and criticized by people who consume legal drugs like alcohol. Really chill and easy.

"Man your weed is great, I'm high like a plane"
"Ah you're a real stoner bro"

by cinderellasgotagun November 24, 2017

ravenous stoner

One that loves to get high and eat desserts, chocolates,cakes and pies!

Hey marie, sean's such a ravenous stoner, maybe we ought to join him!

by Seanboi93 May 5, 2016